Category Archives: Netflix Picks

Study Shows 9 out of 10 Millennials Unsure as to Where Los Locos Will Kick Their Balls

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Let’s face it: we all know members of the “millennial” generation who are lazy social media junkies, raised on video games with graphics better than real life, who won’t look up from their cellphones to make eye contact with you and would rather disassemble than actually get jobs. But, did you know that many millennials have actually not even seen every movie made in the 1980’s like you and I have?

They don’t know where Los Locos will kick your balls to after they finish kicking your ass and your face, respectively.

Like if you remember what vidya game was unveiled in 1989’s The Wizard starring Fred Savage, some wiener kid.

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TV Giveth More Breaking Bad Breaking Soon-ish

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In today’s installment of news you could easily google yourself, I present THE DATE THE NEW AND FINAL BREAKING BAD SEASON BEGINS.

Right now, we have just over 3 months until it starts. I think i’m going to rewatch the previous seasons to get pumped for the new season.

If you havent watched any BB, i recommend getting urself on Netflix asap and jamming the prior seasons out before july 15 yall.

There are only a few things on netflix better than star trek tng and this is one.

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Top 2 Human Hunting Movies on Netflix Instant

1. Surviving the Game
 You know it. I know it. Everyone know it. Surviving the Game is the archetypal human hunting 1990’s action flick.

These dirtbags scoop up Ice T from his pathetic urban homeless nightmare and take him out to the woods to hunt him for sport. The hunters are Gary Busey, that dickhead from Scrubs, the bad guy from Amadeus, some other dickhead, and some whiney kid.

Needless to say, Ice T flips the script on em and fucks their shit up.

I’m always kind of disappointed at how early Busey gets killed, but he does last long enough to deliver this inspired monologue.

Surviving the Game was also the subject of a Body Count Song

A smart person made this video.

2. Hard Target

John Woo’s first action shoot-em-up flick produced for the American market features Van-Fucking-Damme in a black trench coat with a jheri-curl mullet tai-kwon-doing the shit out of everything that crosses his path.

Lance Henriksen is pretty badass as the human hunting bad guy. Lookit how many movies Henriksen has been in. Pure evil.

Seriously though, Van Damme is so fucking badass.

This movie will totally give you that action movie satisfaction (boner) of the sweet sweet 1990’s. I guess I can only sound like an old asshole when I say it, but they sure don’t make em like this no more.

Seriously, watch both of these, maybe back-to-back. You won’t be disappointed.

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