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Deemable Tech Host Claims that Nintendo Virtual Boy Is Superior to Oculus Rift for ”Total Immersion”, Tells Doubters ”I Am God Here.”

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Ray Hollister, co-host of local radio program Deemable Tech and hero to Northeast Florida baby boomers made waves with some internet tech-heads Tuesday morning when he asserted on-air that the highly anticipated Oculus Rift would pale in comparison to 1995’s Nintendo Virtual Boy.  Hollister praised the Virtual Boy’s “crisp graphics” and “rad software”, stating that the device offered “a totally immersive, three dimensional virtual playground” that the Oculus Rift couldn’t hope to match “on its best day.”

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Later that day, Hollister was seen on Deemable Tech’s internet forums, defending his position to doubting techno-thomases.  “Look”, Hollister wrote under the web-name CYbRd00d, “Oculus Rift is a baby toy.  It is literally a toy for babies.  Virtual Boy, on the other hand, has changed the way I think about gaming.  It’s given me the key to open the multiverse and the power to shape entire worlds as I see fit.  I am God here.”  Hollister’s Deemable Tech co-host, Tom Braun, could not be reached for comment, as he was busy teaching someone’s grandmother how to surf the web for bundt cake recipes.

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Bumper Sticker I Had Seen

Four Doors for More Whores


Check it out yall.

Four Doors for More Whores

I saw this.

If this is your car and you are reading this right now, please leave a comment so you can get your props. If this is not your car and you are reading this, what do you think about bumper stickers? What do you think about bumper stickers which brag of your vehicle’s whore capacity?

This sticker was on a Jeep Cherokee. I estimate its whore capacity, excluding the driver’s seat obviously, at 6.5.

Yes, we were on Phillips Highway.

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