I don’t know whether you will be offended or just shocked by the unfunniness of these disgusting cup slogans Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown is apparently making the poor baristas of Downtown Jacksonville’s one remaining Starbucks pen onto his daily venti caramel macchiato cups. Fortunately, the Jacksonville Jerk’s newly hired staff photographer has been able to conceal him/herself and get a few pics of some of the mayor’s more bizarre cup slogans. Remember, this is just a small small sampling of the mayor’s more than daily cup shenanigans. Many local political observers are already saying that “Cup-gate” will inevitably disrupt the mayor’s bid for reelection. Watch this space.