Top 10 Things Curry Is Doing to Prepare for Zika in Jacksonville

  1. Monitoring swamp drainage at Marsh Landing Country Club
  2. Watching Trump rally from luxury box
  3. Fitting for mayoral bio-suit and dome
  4. Calling Orlando Mayor for ideas
  5. Emergency vasectomy
  6. Returning video tapes
  7. Doing 7-Day Love Your Spouse Challenge on Facebook
  8. Calling Deemable Tech
  9. Making memes
  10. Appointing Kenneth Adkins to Plague Czar
  11. Updating his LinkedIn
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