Area blogger Stephen Dare rocked the Jacksonville Blog Industrial Complex today with his debut video chronicling the city’s/a handful of moron’s attempts to “fix” Hemming Park.
It is indeed a well executed vlog segment, complete with EXCEPTIONAL HAIRDOS. Your friend the Jerk has the following takeaways from the 5-minute thrill-ride.
- In typical fashion, Dare grossly overestimates the breadth, depth, size and clout of his forum. Yes, a bunch of neckbeards are on there all day long star trek analyzing marginally differing public transportation schemes and the like, but it comes nowhere near the 50,000+ membership Dare claims.
- Let’s call a spade a spade. Redman, Lee and Jerry Moran = CUNTS. I am going to steer away from the vulgarities now to use the words of my late dear grandmother: “They aren’t worth the dynamite it would take to blow them away.” Dare’s cheeky handling of them is lost on all except the aforementioned neckbeards.
- Hemming plaza is an alright “park” at best. They could really put a McDonalds in there and call it a day as far as I’m concerned. MJ is too history-obsessed. If nobody gives a shit about remembering Ax Handle Saturday, then nobody gives a shit about remembering Ax Handle Saturday. Clearly the irony of trying to run all of the black dudes out of the same park where black dudes (and children) were indiscriminately bludgeoned by white assholes 40 years ago is lost on everyone involved. Everyone says hemming is a homeless problem, but most of those dudes aren’t homeless. It is a racism problem.
- The real problem with Jacksonville’s parks is that they all suck . Why can’t we have an amazing Piedmont Park-level park on the river downtown? That’s the real question the 19 subhumans need to answer. But, yall already answered it. WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. I have to agree with yall on that one.