New Sign on Veterans Wall Inspires, Disgusts

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Unveils New Sign on Jacksonville Veterans' Memorial Wall in Ceremony on Veteran's Day May 27, 2013

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Unveils New Sign on Jacksonville Veterans’ Memorial Wall in Ceremony on Veteran’s Day May 27, 2013

Jacksonville, FL

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown rededicated the city’s Veterans’ Memorial Wall yesterday as “Mayor Brown Presents the Veterans’ Memorial Wall.” He unveiled the new sign and new name during a heartfelt speech delivered yesterday, Memorial Day.

In his stirring speach, the Mayor pointed to his previous success with attaching his name to several arbitrary taxpayer-funded projects, including the mayor Brown Presents Jacksonville Jazz Festival and the Mayor Brown Presents Jacksonville Sewage Treatment Facility.

Mayor Alvin Brown Presents the Jacksonville Jazz Festival Featuring R&B+B, the Second B is for Brown

Mayor Alvin Brown Presents the Jacksonville Jazz Festival Featuring R&B+B, the Second B is for Brown

The Mayor indicated that he is working on a plan to rename the following:

  • Mayor Brown Presents the Jacksonville Jaguars
  • Mayor Brown Presents JEA
  • Mayor Brown Presents AIDS
  • Mayor Brown Presents Maxwell House
  • Mayor Brown Presents Orange Park
  • Mayor Brown Presents NW 33rd Street
  • Mayor Brown Presents Douglas Anderson School of the Arts
  • Mayor Brown Presents Several Loud Farts
  • Mayor Brown Presents Canceled Air Show 2013
  • Mayor Brown Presents the Jacksonville Suns
  • Mayor Brown Presents the Jacksonville Jerk
  • Mayor Brown Presents the Metro Drag Show
  • Mayor Brown Presents Discount Gynecology
  • Mayor Brown Presents Hemming Plaza Homeless Day Center
  • Mayor Brown Presents Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson Live
  • Mayor Brown Presents the University of North Florida (Harvard of the South)
  • Mayor Brown Presents Intense Bondage and Humiliation
  • Mayor Brown Presents GG Alvin and the Jabbers
  • Mayor Brown Presents Smokey and the Bandit II in the Park
  • Mayor Brown Presents Ortega Forest
  • Mayor Brown Presents the St Johns Town Center
  • Mayor Brown Presents the USS Saratoga
  • Mayor Brown Presents a 2″ Boner
  • Mayor Brown Presents Hogan Creek
  • Mayor Brown Presents Hamburger Mary’s
  • Mayor Brown Presents Beaujolais Nouveau 2013
  • Mayor Brown Presents How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
  • Mayor Brown Presents Windows 99
  • Mayor Brown Presents Duke Nukem 3d
  • Mayor Brown Presents Dog Farts
New Sign Rededicating the Veteran's Memorial the "Mayor Alvin Brown Resents the Jacksonville Veteran's Memorial Wall" cost taxpayers $4,000,000 to build and install.

New Sign Rededicating the Veteran’s Memorial Wall as the “Mayor Alvin Brown Presents the Jacksonville Veteran’s Memorial Wall” cost taxpayers $4,000,000 to build and install.

The lavishly appointed new sign was built and installed by a California-based company at a taxpayer expense of $4,000,000. Additionally, the sign requires $10,000 in electricity and $14,000 in natural gas to operate per month. The annual maintenance costs have not yet been calculated but the maintenance will be performed by Mayor Brown’s 2nd cousin Hermione Vanderbilt Brown III.

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