Mayor Brown Repeatedly Seen Leaving Starbucks with Offensive Names on His Cup

I don’t know whether you will be offended or just shocked by the unfunniness of these disgusting cup slogans Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown is apparently making the poor baristas of Downtown Jacksonville’s one remaining Starbucks pen onto his daily venti caramel macchiato cups. Fortunately, the Jacksonville Jerk’s newly hired staff photographer has been able to conceal him/herself and get a few pics of some of the mayor’s more bizarre cup slogans. Remember, this is just a small small sampling of the mayor’s more than daily cup shenanigans. Many local political observers are already saying that “Cup-gate” will inevitably disrupt the mayor’s bid for reelection. Watch this space.

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Adolf Shitler

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Channing Tootem

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Darth Tater

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Dick Boss

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Dig Dug

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Doctor Choom

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Emersom Largeballs

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Jiminy Snicket

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Kim Dong Hung

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Lil’ Fuehrer

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Mayor II First Blood

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Mayor Payne

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Mr. Brownstone

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Randall Flagg

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Randolph Guntsmuggler

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Rod Butterfinger

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Tommy Knocker

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

Trojan Man

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown Caught Repeatedly Instructing Starbucks Baristas to Pen Disgusting and Offensive Slogans on His Coffee Cups

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