Mayor Brown Organizes Million-Shirtless-Man March to Celebrate Jacksonville’s Macho Image

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City Hall, Jacksonville, Florida –

Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown held a press conference on the steps of city hall this morning to announce his plan to organize a Million-Shirtless-Man March this summer. The event, which Brown described as “a single day that will be more manly than the allied invasion of Normandy, WWE Smackdown and the Jacksonville Suns’ locker room combined, will be held on Labor Day.

Marchers will begin at the gym upstairs at the Jacksonville Landing, get oiled up and then march to city hall.

When asked if he is planning on using taxpayer money to fund the new event, Mayor Brown replied “Bitch, I might be.”

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