In the wake of Angelina Jolie’s headline-bursting double mastectomy announcement, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst announced this morning that he has just undergone a preemptive double testiclectomy.
“Dog, I think I have that gene, so I was basically just sitting on two ticking time-balls,” Durst explained to reporters this morning.
“Now my shit is legit.”
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