Fred Durst Undergoes Preemptive Double Testiclectomy

In the wake of Angelina Jolie’s headline-bursting double mastectomy announcement, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst announced this morning that he has just undergone a preemptive double testiclectomy.

“Dog, I think I have that gene, so I was basically just sitting on two ticking time-balls,” Durst explained to reporters this morning.

“Now my shit is legit.”

This is the end of this article.

Now enjoy several high quality examples of Fred Durst fan art:

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One thought on “Fred Durst Undergoes Preemptive Double Testiclectomy

  1. Thomas Jefferson says:

    so being a eunuch is all the rage now?

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