Councilman Don Redman in Drag Wields Massive Black Dildo

Councilman Don Redman

Councilman Don Redman

Jacksonville, FL-  Last night’s city council meeting began no different than any other, but the evening took a turn for the bizarre when Councilman Don Redman (R-Districy 24) arrived.

As Redman was running late, a boy scout in attendance had volunteered to lead the Council and audience in prayer, a job typically reserved for Redman, the council chaplain.

“Go sit down junior,” Redman growled at the boy as he struggled to reach the height of his chair. “We need bigboy prayers, tonight.”

Skipping the prayer entirely and seizing the floor from mealy-mouthed Council President Will Bishop, Redmon went on to explain the Extreme Gay Dangers facing our community. The councilman used his makeup and a giant black dildo to demonstrate how quickly a nice Christian can be hoodwinked and “hood-twinked” by the underground queer syndicates gripping our city.

Eventually everyone left and Redmon just stood at the podium weeping in the dark.

A council source reported that they “will probably just hold another meeting tomorrow and not tell Redmon.”

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