Cram it in Your Cram-Hole, Hungry Hungry Tolkien Fans

You don't have to dress up like a hobbit, but It'd be a whole lot cewler if you did.

You don’t have to dress up like a hobbit, but It’d be a whole lot cewler if you did.

You check this out. Here’s what your’e gonna want to do: 

Put in a google calendar request to your casio smartwatch for APRIL 13 2013, 10:30 am – 10:pm so you will remember to get your hungry hungry ass over to Sunray Cinemas for the GORGE OF THE RINGS – LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY AND FEAST. 

These dudes are looking out for us. They are playing all the damn hobbit movies back to back and feeding our hungry hungry asses the whole damn time. 

Fromt heir cheeky website: 

“In collaboration with Catering by Liz Grenameyer Sun-Ray Cinema invites you to fully immerse yourself in the shire. Watch all three films in the Lord of the Rings series in one daylong binge while eating when the hobbits eat. Special, LOTR inspired courses await you at breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper.”

Yep, you read it right. They’re getting it catered by Liz Grendlemister. So you won’t have to worry about accidentally eating something vegan. 

If I wasn’t an international superstar requiring $20k up front cash to appear anywhere publicly, you better believe my hungry hungry ass would be way up in that bitch getting my cram on watching them hobbits, taking toke breaks out behind the dumpster when I damn feel like it. But maybe I will see you there. 

 

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2 thoughts on “Cram it in Your Cram-Hole, Hungry Hungry Tolkien Fans

  1. tim says:

    The menu
    First breakfast
    Hobbit harvest pie, bag end apple bread, stuffed tomatoes

    Second breakfast
    Elven lembas bread, fruitcake of erebor and preserves

    Elevenses
    One Cheese Plate to Rule them All with shire berries and honey cake

    Luncheon
    Stout braised sausages over smashed potatoes
    Tomato brulee with goats cheese, fresh herbs and panko

    Afternoon Tea
    Lavender and Lemon Muffins and Frodo’s Scones with Fruit fool

    Dinner
    “Coney” Stew with pulled chicken, parsnips, fingerlings, carrots and crimini mushrooms
    Bibb lettuce with fresh citrus, toasted almonds and lemon vinaigrette
    Fresh baguettes

    Supper
    Cider glazed pork tenderloin with sautéed apples
    Savory bread pudding
    Pumpkin pie

    Includes unlimited refills of:
    Aragorn’s Athelas Tea
    Merry’s Mulled Cider

  2. Damn that sounds good.

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