You check this out. Here’s what your’e gonna want to do:
Put in a google calendar request to your casio smartwatch for APRIL 13 2013, 10:30 am – 10:pm so you will remember to get your hungry hungry ass over to Sunray Cinemas for the GORGE OF THE RINGS – LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY AND FEAST.
These dudes are looking out for us. They are playing all the damn hobbit movies back to back and feeding our hungry hungry asses the whole damn time.
Fromt heir cheeky website:
“In collaboration with Catering by Liz Grenameyer Sun-Ray Cinema invites you to fully immerse yourself in the shire. Watch all three films in the Lord of the Rings series in one daylong binge while eating when the hobbits eat. Special, LOTR inspired courses await you at breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper.”
Yep, you read it right. They’re getting it catered by Liz Grendlemister. So you won’t have to worry about accidentally eating something vegan.
If I wasn’t an international superstar requiring $20k up front cash to appear anywhere publicly, you better believe my hungry hungry ass would be way up in that bitch getting my cram on watching them hobbits, taking toke breaks out behind the dumpster when I damn feel like it. But maybe I will see you there.