Area Mega-Church Honors Brave Gay-Hating Councilmembers

Maybe you’ve seen this. Maybe you haven’t.

This is what drives public policy in our city.

This is why it sucks. Anything.

This is Jacksonville’s shame.

Welcome to shame week in the shamestream.

Unfortunately yall, Councilman Clay Yarborough, a 1st B-tist Church member could not attend for “personal reasons.”

Clay Yarborough, Creator’s Pet 

What are the reasons Clay?

Tell us or we’re forced to speculate.

And I’m going to speculate so hard.

Sooooooooooooooo hard.

Is it because you felt guilty because you’re a gay-hating man-boy blowhard, who’s on the down-low. Is it? Is it?

Oh wait, you got married. I forgot.

Clay Yarborough, Ladies' Man

Clay Yarborough, Ladies’ Man

Pimp-swag.

Now I get it. Pimp-swag is your game.

Watch out Clay! Watch out! It looks like 2 shirtless homos are watching you. They’re plotting to tempt you away from your wife. Nooooooooooooo.

Hurry. Go call Pastor Mac Bronson, your sponsor. He’ll know what to do.

Just say no Clay.

Just say no to gays.

Always.

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3 thoughts on “Area Mega-Church Honors Brave Gay-Hating Councilmembers

  1. kinsey sky says:

    why do we keep voting for people that go to first baptist aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how many council seats are there and how many go to first baptist???

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