Maybe you’ve seen this. Maybe you haven’t.
This is what drives public policy in our city.
This is why it sucks. Anything.
This is Jacksonville’s shame.
Welcome to shame week in the shamestream.
Unfortunately yall, Councilman Clay Yarborough, a 1st B-tist Church member could not attend for “personal reasons.”
What are the reasons Clay?
Tell us or we’re forced to speculate.
And I’m going to speculate so hard.
Is it because you felt guilty because you’re a gay-hating man-boy blowhard, who’s on the down-low. Is it? Is it?
Oh wait, you got married. I forgot.
Now I get it. Pimp-swag is your game.
Watch out Clay! Watch out! It looks like 2 shirtless homos are watching you. They’re plotting to tempt you away from your wife. Nooooooooooooo.
Hurry. Go call Pastor Mac Bronson, your sponsor. He’ll know what to do.
Just say no Clay.
Just say no to gays.