Mayor Brown Rushes Home from DNC to Attend H&M Opening at Avenues

“We are entering a new era in mall fashions,” Mayor Brown addressed the gathered crowd of shoppers awaiting the opening of H&M this morning at the Avenues Mall.

“Under this administration, you will not, I repeat not, have to drive to Orlando to purchase mid-quality seasonal fashion items from an H&M store. You will do it right here on Jacksonville’s South Side!”

Mayor Brown turned down requests for photograph for fear he would look gay.

 

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