Area Man Never Got Around to Starting Fantasy Football League

Ty Grassley just damn forgot about fantasy football.

Ty Grassley just damn forgot about fantasy football.

Springfield resident Ty Grassley had been in a few fantasy leagues before. “But they were all with dudes I worked with and I never really cared that much,” the self-described mid-level football fan explained.

“This year I was going to start an awesome league with my friends and have a for real draft and all, but you know, I just never got around to it,” Grassley lamented.

“I just kept thinking ok, ok, it’s still just preseason. I still have time. I’ll e-mail everybody tomorrow and get it set up. And then the opening game with the Cowboys and the Giants was on TV and I knew I blew it.”

Grassley explained that he “probably won’t start a league next year because fantasy football sucks anyways.”

UPDATE

Ty Grassley just e-mailed me. He said he was just trying to look tough earlier and that he will pursue his dream of starting a fantasy league next year.

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