Happy Friday jerks. I know how much you need this. God knows I needed it.
No matter how many candles I blow out or how many grays my hair grows or how many 12-packs of fatty natties I put away, I am still 13 years old.
Special thanks to J-Jerk sometimes contributor Tarlton Samuls for this hot hot hot youtube link. Our hat is off to you, Tarlton.