Some Local News Geniuses Read a Shit-Load Fake Names

Happy Friday jerks. I know how much you need this. God knows I needed it.

No matter how many candles I blow out or how many grays my hair grows or how many 12-packs of fatty natties I put away, I am still 13 years old.

Special thanks to J-Jerk sometimes contributor Tarlton Samuls for this hot hot hot youtube link. Our hat is off to you, Tarlton.

You're welcome bitch.

You’re welcome bitch.

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Tarlton Samuels is a pale man with more Dungeons and Dragons-themed tattoos than you would believe. He and his dog “Puffie” share an Avondale garage apartment, subsisting on a diet of off-brand cheese curls and dryer lint from the laundr-o-mat.

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One thought on “Some Local News Geniuses Read a Shit-Load Fake Names

  1. Brilliant stupidity, there is nothing more savory except perhaps being called “Honkey” God i love that word, Chalkie’s good as well, Emerson Biggins, Where art Thou? America Needs you in this election season…Cheers!

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