CM Yarborough Leaves Convertible Top Down, Shania Twain CD Ruined by Rain

In what can only be described as a tragedy, Jacksonville City Councilman Clay Yarborough forgot the top was down on his 2004 Volkswagen Beetle Convertible and today’s afternoon rainstorm completely ruined all of his Shania Twain CDs.

“It must have been like 4 or 5 really good Shania Twain CDs that were totally ruined by the rain,”  lil’ queenie estimated, “and all the good ones too, but it’s ok because the car seats are leather so I can wipe of the seats and not get my bumbum wet.”

The last time the councilman’s “bumbum” got wet, it took his pastor almost 2 hours to help get him cleaned up.

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2 thoughts on “CM Yarborough Leaves Convertible Top Down, Shania Twain CD Ruined by Rain

  1. my face as good as shit!!!!!!! says:

    my fucking top was down too my flyer for the teen foam party at forest high’s gym (procieds to benifit the free boosie fund) got all ruined. That mother fucking ass schwipe flyer was good for a free goose now im gonna be sippin wellz and leand grindin with one tear on some sudys ass teenzz!!!!!

  2. What can I say, homez? If this were Facebook, I’d click liek on that comment, mayne. eff the bozos, yall.

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