In an unprecedented turn of events, District 14 Councilman Jim Love ended last night’s council meeting shirtless.
“Things got heated and I felt like all those Southside dickheads were ganging up on me, so I popped the shirt, that’s all. That’s pretty much how we do it in Riverside. Aint nothin to it, really,” Love told a Jacksonville Jerk correspondant.
Most observers agreed that they have never seen a Councilmember remove his shirt before. But what really grabbed the attention of spectators was Councilman Love’s tattoo.
Positioned just left of the Councilman’s naval, the tatto appeared to be a sexy pink power ranger.
“Well that about beats all I ever seen,” said a clearly bewildered old man named Willy.
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