In a phone call this morning following up after his letter to Mayor Alvin Brown, the Archbishop Desmond Tutu boasted “Mayor you can never ever, never ever, never ever, never ever, never ever get on my level. Get on my level, ho. Get on my level.”
The mayor tried to reply, but Archbishop Tutu set his receiver down next to a very loud speaker playing this chopped and screwed remix.
Several hours later, Tutu was astonished to find Mayor Brown still holding on the phone line. “Bitch, you’re still here? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit,” Tutu remarked before hanging up.