Employees at a local business report that their new computer system is “dumber than a box of hair.”
Department head Kelli Morrison reports “the new system literally makes everything take like 10 times longer.”
According to manager Paul Zahn, “the new system will increase productivity in the long run but we expect a bit of a learning curve as the system comes online and becomes fully operational.
“Serioiusly,” Morrison vented, “Invoices, purchase orders, payroll accounting, everything takes soooooo long, like half the time, I’m just like eff it, I’m gonna play some solitaire and wait for someone else to get through all that crap.”
The yahoo whose idea it was to change the system in the first place could not be reached for comment.