What is the best place to get high in Jacksonville?

Every now and again, yall have to go out and get high somewhere other than on your couch or in your garage or in your backyard jankem pit. What are your favorite places around town to get high? Do you ever smoke fake weed in the bathroom hallway of Hawthorne Salon in 5 Points? Did you ever hit a whip-it in the back row of San Marco Movie Theater. Please share!

Underneath that bridge between the Loop and Harpoon Louies. Grabbag ❤ weed. More like Grabbag ❤ cocks!

Marty

Cod Fisherman

Out back of Yesterday’s with Steve. RIP Steve!

Ricky

Volunteer

Parking lot of Dave and Busters or parking lot of Adventure Landing (Blanding) or parking lot of Gun Gallery.

Saul
Guardian ad Litem

The paint aisle at the Phillips Hwy Wal-Mart.

Cynthia
Roofer

Up your mother’s ass.

Kendra
Sports Agent

Bishop Kinney.

Chad
Artist

Out back of TCBY

Jenny
Emcee

Mayport Princess.

Francis
Clerk

My friend’s mom has a conversion van and I go smoke out in the captain’s chair and watch some What About Bob on VHS on the 14″ screen.

Arthur
Attorney at Law

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2 thoughts on “What is the best place to get high in Jacksonville?

  1. Reverend Q.B. Truckburger says:

    some bozo painted over the gb confessions under the fishweir creek bridge.

  2. squiddust says:

    im gonna have to agree with the roofer

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