Don Redman Farted at Church

Last Sunday, in what First Baptist Church Senior Pastor Mac Brunson could only describe as a “total pathetic disgrace” Jacksonville perennial candidate and 2-term councilman Don Redman “ripped a stinker.”

“I was leaning in to kneel down for communion and whoop there it went,” admitted Redman, “and everyone looked at me.”

It is not known what the councilman ate for breakfast that morning but one witness speculated it was “probably hard-boiled eggs or maybe some kind of beans or dried meat.”

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