Who is You Favorite Local Jacksonville Musician?


Who’s that dude from the symphony? Like Fabio or something. That dude’s a pimp.
Noel
Trucker

 

 


Wasn’t Matchbox 20-something from Jacksonville? No, wait I’m thinking of NSYNC, but that’s Orlando. Oh well.
Sam
Ornathologist

 

 

Phil Amato from the news has a band that plays like Deep Purple and Grand Funk songs. They’re pretty kick-ass.
Leon
Bailiff

 

 

Skynard. Freebird. No Shit, Sherlocke.
Mrs. Applebee
Wrestler

 

 

The organist at First Baptist Church is the only musician I listen to- Jacksonville or otherwise. Queers will supplant a homo-scriptural hyperagenda within the amygdala of all listeners of so-called popular music. Not me, buddy. Not me.
Stephanie
Salesman

 

 

The NAS-JAX Officers’ Club Jam Band.
Kurt
Fly Boy

 

 

James Weldon Johnson 6th Grade Exploratory Elective Wheel Recorder Band, Weeks 2-4.
Danny
Welder

 

 

Lil Boosie’s cousin stays up at Eureka Gardens and he puts out some mix tapes. Free Boosie!
Sondra
Pharmacist

That saxaphone dude that plays TV theme songs at the Landing. Name any TV show and the dude will play the theme song, guaranteed.
Margot
Brakeman

 

 

The black kid from the Black Kids. What ever happened to him? He was sassy.
Cheryl
Weed Dealer

 

 

John Travolta lives in Ocala.
Tommy
Butterman

 

 

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