Who’s that dude from the symphony? Like Fabio or something. That dude’s a pimp.
Wasn’t Matchbox 20-something from Jacksonville? No, wait I’m thinking of NSYNC, but that’s Orlando. Oh well.
Phil Amato from the news has a band that plays like Deep Purple and Grand Funk songs. They’re pretty kick-ass.
Skynard. Freebird. No Shit, Sherlocke.
The organist at First Baptist Church is the only musician I listen to- Jacksonville or otherwise. Queers will supplant a homo-scriptural hyperagenda within the amygdala of all listeners of so-called popular music. Not me, buddy. Not me.
The NAS-JAX Officers’ Club Jam Band.
James Weldon Johnson 6th Grade Exploratory Elective Wheel Recorder Band, Weeks 2-4.
Lil Boosie’s cousin stays up at Eureka Gardens and he puts out some mix tapes. Free Boosie!
That saxaphone dude that plays TV theme songs at the Landing. Name any TV show and the dude will play the theme song, guaranteed.
The black kid from the Black Kids. What ever happened to him? He was sassy.
John Travolta lives in Ocala.