Rapper Rick Ross Admits to Being a White Woman in Drag, Blackface



In spite of amazing recent advancements in race, gender relations, such as Barack Obama’s being elected the first black president of the USA and Mitt Romney’s upcoming nomination as the first bisexual GOP presidential candidate, “Some shit just aint gonna work,” explained Tammy Poweski, of Cheboygan, MI, “like, nobody is going to listen to a white female coke-rapper.”

Tammy Poweski, AKA Ricky Ross the Boss, was remorseful for misleading her fans, but “I wasn’t gonna pay for that Maybach sweeping up at Chuck-E-Cheese.”

“Well, I used to hit the kitchen lights, and there was cockroaches everywhere,” opined Atlanta-based coke-rap rival Young Jezzy, “but now, when I hit the kitchen lights, marble floors are everywhere, and Rick Ross is a hoe.”

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