Monday, May 21, 2012 –
President Obama refuses to reverse his stance on bitches being anything more than just hoes and tricks. “Ain’t shit”, he said, after making a teeth-sucking noise in an official statement made Monday morning in the white house rose garden. This comes only days after Vice President Joe Biden ignited a firestorm of controversy by spelling the word “unity” during a press conference, then adding “I ain’t a bitch or a ho.” No official comment as of yet from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, but when questioned, former President Bill Clinton simply winked and made a finger gun at reporters. More on this story as it develops.