Source: River City Had to Order 100 Cases of Hot Pockets for Romney Visit

R-Money in da House, River City Brewing Company

R-Money in da House, River City Brewing Company

Dude,

In case you didn’t hear yet, R-Money himself is coming to Jacksonville and going to be hangin at River City Brewing Company.

“I Never had drinks or tobacco. It’s a religious thing,” Romney said. “I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager, and never did it again.”

But, he does have one major vice.

Whatcha Gonna Eat?

Whatcha Gonna Eat?

Motherfuckin Hot Pockets.

“Look, dude, I just can’t get enough motherfucking Cheeseburger Hot Pockets, alright, R-Money explained, “I don’t drink or smoke or John Edwards chicks or any of that shit, just give me like 15 or 20 motherfuckin Hot Pockets and I’m a happy man.”

According to the Jacksonville Jerk’s source at RCBS, the Romney campaign sent word ahead that 100 cases of Cheeseburger Hot Pockets would be needed for the upcoming event.

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