In case you didn’t hear yet, R-Money himself is coming to Jacksonville and going to be hangin at River City Brewing Company.
“I Never had drinks or tobacco. It’s a religious thing,” Romney said. “I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager, and never did it again.”
But, he does have one major vice.
Motherfuckin Hot Pockets.
“Look, dude, I just can’t get enough motherfucking Cheeseburger Hot Pockets, alright, R-Money explained, “I don’t drink or smoke or John Edwards chicks or any of that shit, just give me like 15 or 20 motherfuckin Hot Pockets and I’m a happy man.”
According to the Jacksonville Jerk’s source at RCBS, the Romney campaign sent word ahead that 100 cases of Cheeseburger Hot Pockets would be needed for the upcoming event.