Man on the Street: How to Solve Jacksonville’s Courthouse Furniture Debacle

Take all the chairs out of Lee High School and let the little bastards stand all day. They never stay in their seats anyway.
Stuart R.

Just buy used furniture from My Brothers Keeper thrift store.
Steve Q.

Ask Gov Scott to beam down antique Venusian furniture from his mothership.
Melanie J.
Day Laborer

Buy the furniture with the City’s money after the council overturns the Mayor’s weak-ass veto.
Veronica K.

Ask the mayor to try vetoing harder.
Sandy H.

Get criminals to steal courthouse furniture from Orlando.
Charles K.

Give criminal defendants the option to telecommute to court.
Uncle J.

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