Man on the Street: How to Solve Jacksonville’s Courthouse Furniture Debacle

Take all the chairs out of Lee High School and let the little bastards stand all day. They never stay in their seats anyway.
Stuart R.
Teacher


Just buy used furniture from My Brothers Keeper thrift store.
Steve Q.
Clerk


Ask Gov Scott to beam down antique Venusian furniture from his mothership.
Melanie J.
Day Laborer


Buy the furniture with the City’s money after the council overturns the Mayor’s weak-ass veto.
Veronica K.
Sharpshooter


Ask the mayor to try vetoing harder.
Sandy H.
Assistant


Get criminals to steal courthouse furniture from Orlando.
Charles K.
Collumnist


Give criminal defendants the option to telecommute to court.
Uncle J.
Jerk

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