In the wake of Against Me! front man Tom Gabel’s transgender coming out this morning, Jacksonville-based holiday themed puppet theater troupe SUNBEARS! will not be cashing in on the obvious opportunity to one-up their home state rivals today.
While 2 singing transgens would absolutely eclipse just one, “we’re just not going there” cited the small one, who neither confirmed nor denied a future announcement. “Look dude, we coif our hair, we sing our songs, often while making intense eye contact with each other, but, we do all of this while wearing boy’s clothes. We are boys,” stressed the tall one.
Stayed tuned to SUNBEARS! facebook page to follow their confirmed heterosexual perfomrance schedule.