All-you-can-eat charity biceps buffet Time Tebow hates Jacksonville soooooooooo much.
How much does he hate it?
He hates Jacksonville sooooo much, he’d rather play as a special teams human punching bag in NY than a starting quarterback in his ol’ hometown of Jacksonville, FL.
What’s up Tim? You think you can walk all over us and we’ll keep chanting your name: “Tebow come home!”
You’re probably right Tim. Jacksonville will never hate you. Never. No one can hate you. You’re the only pro athlete that’s not a shithead.
But, come on man. You know you’d be starting qb for the Jags. What are they gonna start pussy-ass Gabbert over you, Henne. Fuck that shit.
Good luck with special teams.
Come home any time.