You can’t make shit like this up.
Jacksonville City Councilman and First Baptist boob Don Redman is known far and wide for his high-lairious hijinx like asking Professor Parvez Ahmed to “pray to his god,” asking attorney Carrington Mead if she considers herself male or female, both of these, of course, asked at very appropriate times like during a city council meeting, and even occupying Occupy Jacksonville. And as of yesterday, we’ve got a new one.
Apparently, Councilman Redman ended 35 years of vegetarian eating to eat a Chick-Fil-A sandwich to stick it to the gays, Folio Weekly’s FLOG reported.
Look at his stupid face. He’s like: “Nomnomnomnomn this is terrible. I’m dying. Must keep eating. Or else the gays will win. Must eat on. Must eat. mmm. Hey wait this is pretty dang good.”
Look how he spelled Chick Filet. Like he’s going to sit sown and order the Filet and a glass of pinot. What a fucking moron. Go honor my balls while you’re at it lil man.
Seriously, what a dildo. Fuck you Redman. Fuck you.